Delivering a New Bermondsey!
Pledge 1:
We will stop Southwark Council from flytipping, and take a pro-active approach to clearing up our streets, including prosecuting offenders.
(*a simple policy that Southwark's politicians fail to deliver year after year)
Pledge 2:
We will give everyone over 16 a free shopping pass* entitling you to £500 free shopping every week at Surrey Quays Shopping Centre.
(*goodness only knows how we'll pay for it)
Or see Labour's 2014 manifesto:
Pledge 3:
We will provide free childcare* for every child in Southwark from conception in their mother's womb*.
(*this applies even if you don't yet have a child, but are thinking about having one - we believe in equality for all)
Or see the Lib Dem 2014 manifesto:
http://www.southwark-libdems.org.uk/manifesto
We will keep council tax low for hardworking people*, giving you more money in your pocket to buy beer and fags
(*Average Band D council tax bill will fall by £0.53 per annum)
Or see the Conservative's 2014 manifesto (if you can find it!):
http://www.southwarkandbermondseyconservatives.com/
Pledge 5:
We promise to ensure that 50% of all those who like the colour turquoise will be represented equally at the top*
(*but if you prefer the colour orange, we cannot guarantee you the same representation)
Or see the All People's Party 2014 manifesto:
http://allpeoplesparty.co.uk/
There now follows a
Party Election Broadcast
Party Election Broadcast
by
The Bermondsey Party
Only The Bermondsey Party can be trusted with your vote.
So, VOTE BERMONDSEY
on
Thursday 22nd May 2014
because #BermondseyDeservesBetter
(and pink).
No comments:
Post a Comment